Candi Carpenter, Zee Machine, and Kalie Shorr all have one thing in common - they are definitely real humans, and nobody planted them on earth to infiltrate humanity. If you want proof, come see them in person and tug firmly on their skin and hair!Candi Carpenter is a 6,665-year-old extraterrestrial vampire space witch AND recording artist. An openly queer and autistic performer, Candis viral brand of confessional existentialism has swept across at least a few corners of the internet and gathere...