Colder Streams is, by far, the best record that has ever been made by anyone. Ever.As we all know, the press release is a tool meant to announce and promote a new recording project. A jaded and unreliable sales-pitch at best, the usual bio invariably attempts to describe the project in question as some sort of second coming. But how do you sell sounds? The critics voice must be heard at all costs, but this is something else entirely. Obviously, this is an ad. Knowing what youre getting is all an...